If You Give An UnderAchiever a Handout……

December 8th, 2009 | By Sonnie Johnson

My daughter is now into reading anything she can get her hands on.  Her favorite books are: If you give a mouse a cookie…, If you give a moose a muffin…..  You know the books I’m talking about.  Well, I’ve decided to add my own to the title list.  Hope you enjoy.

If you GIVE an underachiever a handout……

…..He’ll never ask where you got it

And if you attempt to tell him…….

……It won’t matter because he feels entitled

If you question his entitled status…….

…..Be prepared to get called out of your name

If you counter with facts…….

……Don’t be surprised they fall on deaf ears

Once you’re too mad to argue……

……Expect a nice session of BLAME GAME

Challange the rules of Blame Game……

……And all of a sudden the underachiever pulls Get Out Of Jail Free card

So, you question the difference…….

…….Pointing out Government Provides Both

The underachiever grows silent…….

……Until you bring up JOBS

Then the Underachiever stikes a mighty blow

……And while you’re tired from working two weeks with no day off

The UnderAchiever

…..Gets another Handout